Au Revoir!

It's been nearly 30 years, but swimming upstream has gotten exhausting. It's very difficult to sell something when surfers can just go to pornhub and get it for free. We've done our best to find a way to make things work but if there's an answer, we couldn't find it. If anyone out there knows how to wind the clock back to the year 2000, please let us know. We want to go back there too.

It was a fun ride while it was lasted though, wasn't it?